I wasn't going to get into the dogfight over the supposed "diagnosis" of Hillary Clinton as a sufferer of Parkinson's Disease. Why not? Because neither I nor anyone who is not a trained neurologist and hasn't performed a rigorous examination of the patient, is qualified to render a credible opinion. This didn't stop Florida anesthesiologist Ted Noel.
Dr. Noel posted a
video to YouTube outlining his shoddy case for a PD diagnosis of Mrs. Clinton. This is where I got dragged into the matter. Noel quotes a
post I wrote for the Northwest Parkinson's Disease Foundation as evidence for his opinion. (the quote appears at 3:22.) As noted above, I do not have the expertise to diagnose Parkinson's. But I didn't spend a quarter century newspapering without learning what bullshit looks like, and have no problem diagnosing that here.
Dr. Noel starts the video well enough, pointing out his lack of familiarity with Clinton's medical history and present condition by admitting that he is not her personal physician. Given that, he could not "claim that what I have to tell you is a conclusive diagnosis." He was right enough about that, and should have quit there. Instead he goes on to cherry-pick symptoms to make his case, contradict biology on Parkinson's side effects and speculates about what he is clearly ignorant of.
Below is a list of symptoms of Parkinson's disease. As you can see, it's quite long. There are plenty of symptoms if you want to cherry-pick among them to support your thesis. What's more, Parkinson's patients usually present some but not all of these symptoms. An example of how slippery PD is to pin down: some PD patients do not even have the hallmark symptom of tremor. Can you begin to see how complicated and difficult it is to diagnose this disease? I've read of studies that showed a third of diagnoses made by neurologists without specialized movement disorder training are mistaken.
There are no studies of how well anesthesiologists like Dr. Noel do at diagnosing PD, because it's so obviously a bad idea.
Here is the edited list of symptoms from the Parkinson's Disease Foundation's
Web site.
- Resting Tremor: In the early stages of the
disease, about 70 percent of people experience a slight tremor in the
hand or foot on one side of the body, or less commonly in the jaw or
face.
- Bradykinesia: means “slow movement.” A defining feature of Parkinson’s, bradykinesia
also describes a general reduction of spontaneous movement, which can
give the appearance of abnormal stillness and a decrease in facial
expression. The reduction in
movement and the limited range of movement caused by bradykinesia can
affect a person’s speech, which may become quieter and less distinct as
Parkinson’s progresses.
- Rigidity: causes stiffness and inflexibility of the limbs, neck and trunk.
- Postural Instability: One of the most important signs of Parkinson’s,
a tendency to be unstable when standing upright.
- Freezing: Freezing of gait is an important sign of PD that is not explained by rigidity or bradykinesia .
People who experience freezing will normally hesitate before stepping
forward. They feel as if their feet are glued to the floor. For reasons
unknown, freezing rarely happens on stairs.
- Micrographia: This term is the name for a
shrinkage in handwriting that progresses the more a person with
Parkinson’s writes. This occurs as a result of bradykinesia, which
causes difficulty with repetitive actions.
- Mask-like Expression: This term means a person’s face may appear less expressive than
usual.
- Unwanted Accelerations: Some people with Parkinson’s experience movements that are too quick. These unwanted accelerations are especially troublesome in
speech and movement. People with excessively fast speech, tachyphemia,
produce a rapid stammering that is hard to understand. Those who
experience festination, an uncontrollable acceleration in gait, may be
at increased risk for falls.
Stooped posture, a tendency to lean forward
Dystonia
Impaired fine motor dexterity and motor coordination
Impaired gross motor coordination
Poverty of movement (decreased arm swing)
Akathesia: agitation
Speech problems, such as softness of voice or slurred speech caused by lack of muscle control
Difficulty swallowing
Sexual dysfunction
Cramping
Drooling and excess saliva resulting from reduced swallowing movements
Sleep disturbances
Constipation
Bladder problems
Sexual problems
Excessive saliva
Weight loss or gain
Vision and dental problems
Fatigue and loss of energy
Depression
Fear and anxiety
Skin problems
Cognitive issues, such as memory difficulties, slowed thinking, confusion and in some cases, dementia
Medication side effects, such as impulsive behaviors
Let's look at Dr. Noel's analysis of Clinton's symptoms. His claim that she suffers a parkinsonian head tremor is underwhelming. The tape he cites as evidence of head tremor (at 5:47 of the video) is more rationally explained as body language that says "Go on, I'm listening." It bears little resemblance to a PD tremor, it's way too slow. A pd tremor occurs at
five times per second, according to Johns Hopkins Medical school.
Likewise his treatment of "freezing" episodes rings false. He focuses on an incident where Clinton trips on a staircase, (5:15 in his video) saying this is an example of a Parkinson's "brain freeze."* In fact, most of us who have PD notice stairs are mysteriously easy to climb. Before my brain surgery I often would make painfully slow progress across an open expanse of flooring, punctuated by periods during which I would come to a complete halt only to bound up the stairs when I finally reached them. As the Parkinson's Disease Foundation
notes "For reasons unknown, freezing rarely happens on stairs."
You can judge for yourself Dr. Noel's wacky analysis of Mrs. Clinton's "hand posture". (6:51) Clinton is behaving quite normally in the tape he cites as evidence of brain dysfunction. The only posturing here is Dr. Noel pretending to know what he's talking about.
One thing that is known by everyone with PD but not Dr. Noel is that freezing and dyskinesia don't happen at the same time. You freeze when you are low on dopamine. You have dyskinesia, excessive uncontrollable motion, when you have too much dopamine on board for your brain to handle. Dr Noel explains head movements by Clinton that he finds odd (around 8:56) as dyskinesia set off by a freeze. But how can a person suffer from too much dopamine and too little at the same time? It's never happened to me.
The nonsense flows through the rest of the tape. Dr. Noel flies by the seat of his pants through unfamiliar territory, dispensing misinformation. For instance, he says Clinton's use of the term short-circuit is odd. "The term short-circuit is not in slang usage." he claims.
Short-circuit there.
His gibberish and speculation leave no room for credibility.
One thing is clear to me after reviewing this sorry mess. I wouldn't let this guy treat my dog, let alone my Parkinson's Disease. **
*Incidentally in 14 years with diagnosed PD, I can't remember anyone refer to freezing episodes as a "brain freeze" Everyone knows that term describes an ice cream headache.
**Further debunking of this matter can be found at this link to
Snopes.
