Hang on to your gag reflexes while the Off and On Promotions Department issues the following press release...
OK, let's get this over with quickly, minimizing our mutual discomfort at naked, opportunistic self promotion.
Whew, thank heavens that's done. The management here at Off and On appreciates your forbearance in this matter, and expects to refrain from this sort of behavior for at least a year, and probably longer. Thankyou.